I am calling in sick to all my jobs tomorrow and getting DRUNK AS FUCK

Just cry?

My favorite time of year is immediately after Christmas, because that’s the furthest I get away from Christmas.

I got one that is more cursed then underrated:

Mac and cheese pizza, but right before you eat a bite you pour a tiny bit of cola on it first.

The blueberry dessert pizza was so good back when pizza hut had lunch buffets

Chicken caviar? Fancy!

You can replace eggs with blood FYI

With a substitution ratio of 65g of blood for one egg (approx. 58g), or 43g of blood for one egg white (approx. 33g)

Wow what a guy lol. Thanks for the recommendation.

Now playing LiL Dicky - Save That Money

When there are nightmares:

Thanks for the info, I’ll share in the other post.

Hey dude, this was answered in the cross post on .world

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/taika-waititi-and-cate-blanchett

Ate sushi on a date.

Shit my pants while we were walking afterwards. The other guy was a champ, we still hooked up afterwards.

A different time I was eating a fried chicken sandwich and the very last bite was100% raw and cold like it was sticking out of the fryer. The restaurant made me a brand new one for free. Ate that one and it was good. Didn’t get sick.

When it comes to recovery, take it slow, folks…

Someone should tell my 3 employers

Alaska got rid of First Past The Post voting and now use Ranked Choice. What excuse does your state representatives have to not pass this critical reform?

So those unrepresented by their options in the voting booth can make and/or vote for outside the two party system without a spoiler effect.

So we can have democracy.

Thanks for creating for the DF community. We need all the help we can get

The War on drugs has been going for decades with bipartisan support.

Maybe they’ll dust off the good ole “dirty whites” hate and discriminate against jews Italians and irish again.

Pizzas are flat, and there is a giant bread crust along the outter rim!